A fork of Rural Dictionary
When a person takes a battery (usually a 9 volt) and inserts it into a womans vagina delivering a shock of pleasure, but mostly pain. She might not like it but her reaction will be funny as fuck.
Dude I gave my girl a zapper last night and she almost fell off the bed in surprise.
It when a guy goes down on girl and is licking her clit and puts one finger in
her ass and 2 in her crotch!
using your middle and index finger in the vagina of you partner while inserting your pinky in her rectum for sexual pleasure
i.e. two in the pink one in the stink
billy grabbed her hair, spit in her mouth and gave her a zapper.
A very close friend who knows you inside and out and therefore has the power to cut you to the quick out of no where, catching you off guard and consequently causes you to question your very existence and doubt said friendship.
We're having a lovely conversation and out of no where she's such a zapper!
A novel new invention that humanely temporarily silences those annoying neighborhood yapping dogs for up to 24 hours per zap.
Honey, why don’t ‘ya grab the Yap Zapper, so we can get some sleep?
A humane and highly effective stun-gun type of instrument that’s used to silence the highly annoying yapper next door who is the bane of your otherwise quiet existence.
I got myself a Yapper Zapper and was pleased to see that it gently ushers any yappy dog into a sudden and prolonged nap that is pleasurable both to the dog as well as to the entire neighborhood!
A yet to be introduced, novel invention that dematerializes all feces from all species when it’s special rays hit the shit and there’s nothing left to have to pick up.
So to make every walk with your canine buddy the very best, all you have to do is aim the Crap Zapper at the pile of dogshit and BLAMMO, it's all gone in an instant!