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Zippy

When a man goes to a strange woman’s house and jerks off into a zip lock bag (that he brought with him). After he is done ejaculating into the bag he leaves and takes the bag with him. What he does with the bag after he leaves is his business.

I met a woman on Craigslist and she asked me to come over for a zippy. Now I have a bag of jizz I don’t know what to do with.

by Insomniac Snack February 13, 2022

Zippie

A high-tech hippie.

Someone who embraces technology, while still holding on to the hippie roots of peace, love, unity and respect.

A old soul, well-versed in new technology.

Evolved from the British 1990's Zippy movement.

Man, there are a lot of zippies at this concert!

by Moonyalen November 07, 2014

Zippy

Another name for a plastic ziplock bag; for sandwiches and food items...or drugs if you like.

-"Hey Tony, hand me a zippy, this cheese aint gonna keep itself fresh."

-"Yo Adrian, get me a zippy, this kid called in for an eighth of the Kali Mist"

by Sirus2008 January 31, 2011

zippy

The greatest hero in the history of the Empire. A feared adversary of Rebels everywhere.

Zippy pwnzors you!
All fear Zippy, Lord of the Sith!
Zippy! Zippy! The Imperial horse thingy!

by Hippo February 07, 2005

zippy

energetic, lively, active

I was really zippy once I drank a cup of tea.

by Light Joker December 30, 2005

zippy

1. a silly name for a silly boy!

2. a poser who thinks that he is too cool for school. He typically gels his hair and wishes that he was kid cudi.

chick 1: ewwww who's that boy over there?
chick 2: OBVIOUSLY its a zippy, look at that hair and hes singing to kid cudi!!!!
chick 1: ew. i bet his penis is small.

by yrsoccer94 August 20, 2010

Zippy

A zip up hoody.. for short - a zippy!

When it gets cold, I grab a zippy to put over my tee.

by SamiJ January 29, 2010