A fork of Rural Dictionary
A poor soul who simply found their person too late.
So cheering you on, respectfully from the sidelines, will just have to do.
🫰🏻
Woe, the agony, that is the side bride’s.
Any engaged, or recently married woman who wears a diamond ring that comes from the De Beers Corporation. These diamonds are probably bought from human rights violating countries that are waging war against peaceful neighbors.
End note: But then again, it's only six degrees of separation to Kevin Bacon!
A lot of people paid with their lives so she can wear that ring, I bet that she doesn't know her status as a blood diamond bride.
A woman getting married that has slept with a 3 or more men that were in attendance at her wedding.
Non-virgin man1: Did you see Tara at her wedding? I felt pretty awkward seeing her get married to billybobjubilous.
Non-virgin man2,3, and 4: Yeah she's a bit of a loose bride.
A lady of the night who has the potential to be a wife; she's the more "classy" of his hoes.
This hoe is my Bride Hoe, a top tier hoe! She’s the type of hoe you can take home to meet ya momma after she has had a long night of lickin’, suckin, and fuckin the riches of dicks in the tri-state area. She’s even clean up with baby wipes and gargle some mouthwash before givin your momma a kiss on the cheek.
Bride of Frankenstein- When the male chokes the woman right as she’s about to cum then cums inside of her as she goes out and screams it’s alive when she wakes up she has no recollection that she has orgasmed.
I choked her to pass out and shot life into the bride of Frankenstein.