A fork of Rural Dictionary
1/ A very typical haunted house, generally categorized by ghosts, moving shadows, creaky staircases, paintings with eyes that follow you around the room and suits of armor that follow you every time you turn around. 2/ A haunted house that while it may be scary, scares you with nice things, such as a ghost jumping out and saying,"you are a great person" or "i hope you have a great day"
friend 1) hey, did you go through the haunted house at the carnival? friend 2) yeah, i mean i was really scared until the first guy jumped out at me. friend 1) why's that? friend 2)he was too nice, all he did was compliment my hair. friend 1) what a hallmark haunted house.
A haunted playground is a woman's vagina after she's had an abortion. It's a dark and scary place where the ghost of an unborn child is doomed to haunt forever.
"Man I'm not fucking with her. She's got a haunted playground. I don't want no ghost baby grabbing my dick."
Taken from @supremedreams_1 (all credit given) it is used in a situation where you are being forced to go to or visit an undesirable place and literally have nothing else to say
Nurideen: bro let's go gets some mcnuggets Bazi: no dude McDonald's is disgusting Nurideen: bro I took you to dubai we have to go Bazi: got me goin in this haunted house rn
the haunted schoolhouse and laboratory are haunted houses in akron, ohio.
Jeff: Hey have you went to the haunted schoolhouse and laboratory cool kid: heck yeah
A haunted file is a file in a law firm where something bad happens every time it is touched almost as if the spirits are angry. Steve: "Hey Jenn, are you okay you look upset?" Jenn: "I was all ready to go away for the weekend but then I got an email from the other side in the Jones file that they have filed an emergency motion so now I'm gonna be in the office all weekend." Steve: "Did you touch that file before you got that email?" Jenn: "Yeah, I did a quick check of the critical dates to ensure they were in my calendar" Steve: "Yep, you touched the haunted file and now the spirits are angry with you" Typically used in Law Firms this concept can also be extended into any professional field with minor modification. Mike the electrician: "Damn I installed a GFCI and then had to spend 4 hours fault detecting" Joe the electrician: "Let me guess MANUFACTUROR X?" Mike: "Yeah how did you know?" Joe: "They make haunted parts, if you put them in a house the spirits get angry"
Why oh why did I touch the Haunted File, I didn't even need to.
Haunted Hills is a forgotten about location on the West Coast of Fortnite. Players that go here are either here for a challenge or forgot to jump out of the Battle Bus. Average Loot here leaves players more at risk than a Mouse in a Snake Pit as the sprint in to the storm location usually takes them through Plesant Park...Which is a bit like throwing a toddler in to a full blown NFL Game without pads.
Oh Crap, I forgot to jump...I guess i'll go to Haunted Hills