A fork of Rural Dictionary
a qualified clown that is trained to perform tricks deep inside your ass
''did you see that Ass clown ? ''
''yeah he is amazing , His tricks the clowns ass ''
Ass Clown is basically a cross between an ass hole and a clown. Members of Dirty Sanchez and JackAss are good examples of ass clowns.
I saw that guy trying to spray his mate with mace for fun. What a fucking ass clown.
A person who doesn't use common sense.
did you turn off the water. Stop being an Ass Clown
a talentless, overly dramatic hack who pretends to know it all and wants to it off.
that no talent ass clown is a black hole of time.
An Ass Clown is a man who for reasons beyond his control, either doesn't know how to talk to girls, get them to like him, or fails at foreplay and sex in general by playing around too much or being being cold and emotionless.
Ass Clowns will usually drone on and on about things that no one is interested in, and along the line might just become a misogynist and wonder if libido should exist or if post-nut clarity is the true state of man.
"Would you like you hear about the Van Allen Theory" Said the Ass Clown to the girl he was trying to chat up.