A fork of Rural Dictionary
Someone, usually male, who exclaims, or sings "Oh" at inappropriately called for occasions.
That O-bast is always moaning about something. "Oh, I just died in your arms tonight..."
Person 1: Did you just Turky bast Olivia?
Person 2: yea, don’t worry I sucked out the stuffing
A family where the men have a very large penis and the women tig ole biddies
“You see him”
“Yeah?”
“He is a Bast they have big shmeats”
B= Best
A: Amazing
S: Super Sexy
T: Tentation
He is the ultimate tentation. Nor woman or men could resist this exotic god coming from the deepest and ancients woods. His ass is desired for every soul alive and he can play the violin in a way that makes you feel in heaven, experimenting the most amazing orgasms. Once you taste a Bast, you will throug away all of your dildos (even the one gigantic dildo your ex give you). But beware!! Bast is not for everyone, If you dare to touch his hollyshit amazing ass and you are an idiot, your hand will burn and you will pass in such an agony!!
Idiot person: aghhh my hand is smelting as if I have tried to touch the sun!!
Cool person (aka Cam): Bast is the only man in this fucking city who I let him dive his perfect and adorable nose in my ass and then, I will make him love and then, I will ask him for give me ten sons crawling in the shower