A fork of Rural Dictionary
Riding rad rides on revolving rollers in a dramatic, death-defying design, dispatching double-quick down dangerous descents while wrapping withered weed within whirling vellum.
Yo, bro, let's bomb these trails and blaze some trees! Hell yeah, mountain biking!
When a dedicated biker ether rode or mountain is in the process of buying a new bike and they won't shut up about it. A bike boner will effect both male and female riders of all ages. the bike boner is a serious problem for those around it dew to the rider's in ability to shut up about his new bike he's going to get. most commonly effects People who work at Bike shops.
Kevin: man i cant diside wether i should get the XO cranks or the stock one's on my new treck remedy.
Jason: shut up Kevin!
Kevin: Yeah your right i should totally get the XO and a FOX fork.
Jason: shut up!
Chris: Jason its just his bike boner going off, just let it pass it's court.
Kevin: OHH no i'm totally going to get Rock shock Boxer and make it more a free ride bike. YES!
Chris: Kevin SHUT UP!
Kevin: Yeah your right then i can ride a little DH that way. fuck yeah!
(Exclamation)
1. An outburst of anger or frustration that the wankers (q.v.) are once again "getting on your tits" through their incompetence.
Used by IT support staff to describe the feelings of loss of temper towards "users"; when once again, they've fucked up the system.
2. An outburst of shock at the prospect of immenent death, injury or pain.
"Christ on a bike; don't those wankers ever listen to a fucking word we tell them?"
best bikes out in town and if you don’t got one you’re broke and poor and you’re not living right
you heard those kids with the se bikes?! they’re so popular.
se bikes- the best brand of bikes only cool kids have. the best bikes in the world
verb: the act of engaging in anal sex with a woman without having performed vaginal sex together on any previous occasion
Peter: Dude, I like, totally boned Shirley last night.
Max: Dude, I heard she's fuckin crazy in bed.
Peter: Dude, you don't even know. We've never even talked, and she just stuck it in her butt.
Max: Fuck dude, you won the bike!
Peter: Yeah bro - I'm a fuckin LEGEND
Vincent: Dude, I win the bike with so many bitches
Herbert: Bullshit. Everyone knows that's just a myth. No one actually wins the bike.
Vincent: Bro, don't trip. Ho's dig it.
Someone who spends all of their day-job money on a shiny fixed-gear and looks down their nose at 'inferior' bicycles, especially anything comfortable and/or with a basket attached. Most likely to be found in dense urban areas, but also foray into the suburbs from time to time.
Cyclist biking to work: (nod and smile)
Bike nazi: (stares straight ahead) Fucking Freds.