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finch nest

Ball sack, scrotum, etc.

"I saw a finch nest hanging out of his 1980 gym shorts."

by Sippy B September 25, 2009

girvin finch

BDG

girvin finch got hella DICK
his shit so big we see it thru his pants at practice
look like a half eaten banana
godamnnn
he run funny cuz that big meat
Girvin Finch is a dick carrying around a body
"what i do?"

by AznWaWa April 29, 2021

Finched

To be finched describes what happens as an employee in an IT department who is suddenly and inexplicably prevented from going home on time by an inept IT director.

"Man, I was totally finched yesterday evening and had to carry out three hours of poorly planned work before I could go home.."

by TotalLoss March 21, 2024

Finched

A term to describe misfortune, usually associated with an employer or workplace abuse or organizational betrayal

I put in all this extra work and they gave the position to someone else! I've been finched

by TheTipOfTheDagger July 20, 2022

to finch (vb.)

to be a professional teacher and cock slap another teacher while haveng sex on the job.

he finished with her then finched her across the cheek . to finch (vb.)

by Jung - Spaniard October 28, 2008

The Finch Dilemma

Complaining about a situation without wanting to take action to get out of said situation.

Finch: bro andrew is so annoying, he's the worst friend ever
tyler: then unfriend him?
Finch: no.
tyler: ur in The Finch Dilemma

by deadbunniegf May 22, 2022

tyler finch

super cute. can be a dick. super cute. really funny. phat assss. thinks hes funny but really he only is sometimes. big dick. super cute.

tyler finch is a god

by youarntcute December 12, 2019