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Gooey Louey

A mixture of mucus and semen in one's mouth and is then spit into another persons mouth when it is then swallowed

Yesterday Carson gave some random guy a gooey louey

by Metrorno April 07, 2024

gooey baroombas

Baroombas that have been covered in semen.

Yo! I ejaculated on my Mexican girlfriend's baroombas. Now she has gooey baroombas.

by MST3K I like December 28, 2020

Gooey Gas

Wet flatulence. Also referred to as a shart.

Joe intended time simply fart, but he dropped a gooey gas.

by Timsusername April 06, 2020

gooey monster

Issa very very spooky monster that lives in yo crib

Ahhhh a gooey monster!!!

by Gooey monster December 19, 2017

Gooey sponge

After you take you morning shit you take a sponge dip it in the poop water and squeeze the remains into you fiends backpack

“OMG I opened my backpack and got a HUGE whiff of poop, I guess I got gooey sponged

by juliaholton December 10, 2020

Grandma Gooey

Cheery woman who happily bakes cinnamon rolls while kids cheat, cry, and generally torture their care-takers on their way to King Kandy's Castle. It is alleged that Ms. Gooey was having a decades-long affair with Gloppy on Chocolate Mountain... which it is believed ultimately led to Gramma Nutt's sudden disappearance from Chocolate Mountain in late 2009.

Lily's mom thought Grandma Gooey's specialty was a truffle rather than a cinnamon roll, but Lily's mom went to ISU so it is most likely Lily is correct in this important matter.

by CandyFarmLand December 01, 2022