A fork of Rural Dictionary
When the shock of loosing someone close to you is so intense that you feel sad but you can’t find the emotions to feel the grieving process and you just go about your day as normal with a cloud of sadness following but rarely touching.
Friend one to friend two “hey I am really sorry to have to be the one to tell you but your best friend passed away this morning from a massive heart attack” friend two “oh that’s really sad, hey do you wanna go catch the football game later and then go on a massive bender? It will be a laugh” friend one “I think you are grief numb… it will hit you later when you’ve had time to process”
The pussy you get from thirsty girls after you've recently lost your spouse/significant other.
"Man I felt bad for Tom when his girlfriend died, but damn did he get a lot of grief pussy after the funeral"
"at least they got her in the ground first"
A woman who goes to funerals to blow men's grief away
My mom died and I was really sad but then this grief blower came and gave me head behind the pew and suddenly I didn't feel so bad
When people on the internet appear to compete with each other to see who is the most upset by a tragic story which has no direct content with them.
The grief haggery about poor old tom is making me sick.