Country Dictionary

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jed kemp

The new kid who literally no one likes.

Mate 1: "Have u heard of the new kid, jed kemp"
Mate 2: "Yep, no one likes him"

by Will Favis October 01, 2019

jed daughter

nakayla is jed’s daughter , she’s a baser known for knocking a pro boxer out in a video while loosing her ray bands.

- a baser in a orange shirt .
“ i’m jed daughter “
chillat , chillat cause im bout that “
“ you ready ? you ain’t ready “

by thebesttoeverdoitandachieveit February 02, 2021

Jed Scott

A very weird kid that you should stay away from, he will run up to you and finger you until you ejaculate from your anus!

There was this one time a Jed Scott ran up to me and physically raped to me to point to where I liked it...

by Succ Nasty March 29, 2018

The Jed Clampit

When a guy is giving oral sex and his nose is against her ass and she suddenly squeezes her cheeks and oinches his shut.

He was eating her p##sy and his nose was rubbing her @ss, when suddenly she squeezed her cheeks and pinched his nose shut! She gave him The Jed Clampit!

by NABICUS MAXIMUS November 03, 2022

Jed bolt

A type of orange skrew that doesn't have nuts. Pointless screw that's not worth having.

Put a jed bolt in that hole where it fits and leave it there to rust.toolbox tool screw useless

by Player hater101 October 09, 2012

Jed yang

A large guy who is often referred to special education. A Jed Yang likes to eat a lot and u may rhyme his name with many words. Jed yang also attracts many ladies and gets more pussy than u ever will

Yo, I think hes in Jed Yang.
RED TED SPED LED BED JED YANNNGGG.
God I wish I was as attractive as Jed Yang

by Aeon Wang March 29, 2017

Classic Jed

When you search google for design ideas, and end up stealing them for your own use. Closely related to reusing the same work continually over a long period of time.

Classic Jed? nah mate, its not illegal, I changed three things...

by Larvo Sessions August 06, 2018