A fork of Rural Dictionary
PG: Sitting on someone's lap, moaning, and getting hard. PG-13: Playing Mario Kart and then later sleeping together.
Gavin: "Chris, remember when we were Mario-Karting the other day?" Chris: "Yes, daddy." Gavin: "We should do that again." Chris: "Yes, daddy."
Something to say to your friend when they get Mario Karted.
Dave: wtf bro i just dropped to last place John: Welcome to Mario Kart
When you use karts online and everyone targets you.
When I go on CTWW I get screwed over by kart luck.
this is competitive mario kart 8 deluxe, twelve players of similar skill vote on one of these four formats
Everything's going great and you end up losing. Becoming so black out angry you want to punch holes through everything and throw your couch through a wall
I got my taco Bell order home and they forgot my Mexican pizza. I pulled back in there and went Full Mario Kart.
When you're using a dildo and it is rainbow.
Friend 1: Yo man, what are you up to right now? Friend 2: Hey dude, just Karting on Rainbow Road, you know how it is!