A fork of Rural Dictionary
Someone offered me a MAOAM sweet. I said: "That sounds more like a pork-based lawnmower..." (Mow....Ham...)
A arab man inserts his bomb into a womens ass and leaves it there with a 5 day timer to prevent the women from shitting. Once the bomb squad arrives they will rip it out as if it was a lawnmower releasing a bomb full of shit.
P1: Dude why are you covered in shit
P2: me and my girlfriend did the Arab Lawnmower
A sex position performed upside down and backwards (wheelbarrow style) in an attic.
Damn, John is a freak, cause said he wanted to put me in the Ukrainian Lawnmower.
Tits that will take your face....off.
Ian you shouldn't have fooled with the lawnmower tits me boy.
The act of inserting a length of barbed wire into the rectum of another human with the aid of a PVC pipe, before aggressively removing the barbed wire as if the person is a stubborn lawnmower.
The filthy bastard hit him with Hitler's lawnmower
Eats a married Mexican lady from the back
Just waiting on Tony to finish his gringo lawnmower