A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you narcissisticly turn up to parties, drink all the piss and fall asleep in the shitter.
That C*%t did the dirty Leaky at the Christmas party and never put his hand on his wallet the whole night. What a C*%T!
Leaky Ekans : Adjective A leaky ekans is when a biological male cums and their penis continues to leak cum for upwards of 1 hour. This is a common occurrence amongst the most Alpha of all Alpha males.
Did you hear what George did last night? He had sex with the big breasted bimbo at the bar. He came all over her big fake titties and had a Leaky Ekans for a half an hour. He's such an Alpha male!
Getting ass/fist fucked numerous times, boring out the sphincter muscle creating uncontrollable seepage
Little Trevor got his ass reamed by a fist creating a Leaky Leo and it would stop dripping
When someones fat rolls take on a liquid like form or are unable to be contained by their clothes so flop out of the sides, front or back
"That person's fat is coming out of their clothes"-person 1 "Yep they have leaky folds"-person 2
When cum drips out of the butt or vagina suddenly
"Is there leaky frosting on my carpet? Jen I told you to stop screwing Rick on my floor!"
A prostitute who doesn't swallow cum completely.
I paid this girl $20 to blow me and swallow, but she ended up being a leaky straw.
Dad, we got you this for your Christmas present!
Leaky Bum