Country Dictionary

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joe lester

The fattest cunt you ever saw. my guy cant even fit through your average doorway. He has to get his clothes custom made. acts tough but is really a pussy. he also has fucking grease and chocolate sauce for blood

Guy 1: bruh i legit saw joe lester the other day Guy 2: dude its not even that hard to see him considering how fucking fat he is

by some punk bitch July 11, 2022

Lester Crest

A man who is the mastermind to multiple armed robberies. he also like's to watch pedestrians when he hacks into cameras which is why he is sometimes called Lester the molester

"Lester crest is the goat"

by Lester Crest is daddy 101 June 05, 2023

Lester syndrome

When your a creepy fat cunt who fucks little kids.

Guy 1: Yo that man is fat and fucks little kids Guy 2: He's got Lester syndrome

by TopTierBoss2000 May 23, 2022

lester ivan jr

A nice guy who gives money to his friends, even if his mother gets angry at him. He's a handsome boy but still uses masks because he is insecure.

Mom: you're handsome, lester ivan jr. lester ivan jr: i'm still wearing a mask slut.

by Gracey Lacey December 03, 2023

Lesterate

Rates of Lester!

“The rate of Lester is increasing” Lesterating is the act of rating Lesters within a contained motion of energy lesterate devised in 1948.

by Andrew Cayman December 19, 2020

mason lester

An Apple slapping, orange squeezing, colorblind kid bullying, hates everything astronomical, twaty little plebeian of a fucknugget.

you are a mason lester

by MysticCanadian January 31, 2018