A fork of Rural Dictionary
National fuck your friend day is on May 8th. You ask your friend to fuck and maybe it will happen! Disclaimer: always ask before it happens!!!
"Hey, wanna fuck on national fuck a friend day?" "Sure"
On August 10th, is the day where you can fuck your friend without permission!
Joe: “Hey John! It’s August 10th!” John: “What is that?” Joe: “National Fuck Your Friend Day!” John: “Oh no.”
June 6: National Fuck a ginger day- fuck a ginger here, there, anywhere.
Bro 1: wyd June 6 Bro 2: it’s national fuck a ginger day my gf is gonna ride me until I pass out Bro 1: nice dude wish I was a sexy carrot top
The day where you lose a game of modern warfare 2 and you get have the urge to go fuck your Xbox!
Good morning! It’s National fuck an Xbox day!
October 26th is National Fuck an Asian day, be it your girlfriend/boyfriend or fuck buddy. As it is the day, if they are Asian they must comply or be banished form society and never get to ride that dick ever again.
Dude, I was in South Korea for National Fuck a Asian day and now I have like twenty STDs! Bro lucky!
At the 28th of March it is fuck your teddy day. It’s used to take stress out of the people and get them relaxed. It was firstly seen in the north of Germany where a lot of people got a teddy named teddy. So it was decided to fuck them at the 28th of March! At this day you are supposed to put a 🧸 after every social media post you do! Teddys are usually named Emma at this das because it’s a traditional name.
The National fuck your teddy day is often defined as: Let’s bang teddy or you can just say Tedcum it’s a synonym for the national fuck your teddy day.