Country Dictionary

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purple headed puffer fish

Raging hard on stuck in a cock ring

Get the ring cutter I have a purple headed puffer fish.

by crazymallardman October 30, 2015

Puffer Fish

When you nut in your girls mouth underwater and she has to swim to the surface with her cheeks full.

Aw, look at my little puffer fish

by Jerome Tyrone February 28, 2019

Puffer fish

the most dangerous and simultaneously the cutest animal out there.

Person 1: you heard how paul died?
Person 2:Yha he ate a puffer fish.

by M.05 February 21, 2022

Willow Puffer

A Willow Puffer is a person who inhales smoke from either a cigarette/joint and exhales it gently towards another persons anus resulting in a wink effect.

Ex: During the war, Jeremy found it rather exceptional to join a willow puffer contest to help feed his family.

by Bb cakes August 01, 2018

seine and puffering

Da "I fish, therefore I lie" exaggerations dat you sue a "large scale" angler for --- i.e., you haul his fibbin' a** into court regarding his "inflated" estimates of da size and/or number of da scaled seafood specimens dat he supposedly caught in his drag-net --- due to said outrageous reports' allegedly causing you undue distress.

If there were no outside witnesses to what a fisherman's catch actually looked like, then there's no way for you to prove dat he was making anything up --- in a judge's eyes, it's equally plausible dat his verbal statements regarding his super-successful day on da water could actually have been true, and so there would likely be little chance of your "seine and puffering" claim's triumphing in court.

by QuacksO June 22, 2023

Huff 'n Puffer

A person who has to explode regularly. Sound threatening, but really is just trying to control people through angry emotional outbursts.

Also known as a narcissist manipulators!

Once you've learned to overcome a dominating person you can think of them as a
" Huff 'n Puffer,"
And ignore their angry outbursts

by Lori's Stories February 27, 2021

puffer jacket

Usually worn by supervision on construction sites to show their dominance over workers.

When two or more puffer wearers get together they like to flex on each other by comparing duck down to white goose down..

Supervisors usually start out as leading hands, leadding hands only get a puffer vest and need to earn their sleeves.

Ben: Hey mate nice puffer jacket, is that Kathmandu or North face?

Aaron: Thanks mate, it's a north face duck down.

Ben: Maaaaate, supervisors run white goose down are you sure you've even earnt your sleeves?

Aaron: yes maaaaate

by Yes maaaaate July 21, 2023