Country Dictionary

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Knuckle Pucked

-To get all sorts of fucked up
-Wasted
-Trashed
-Ripped
-Hammered

It was reported that Tiger Woods got Knuckle Pucked and Drank himself into oblivion the other night before he drove his Escalade into a fire hydrant and a tree.

by JDubsEPA December 03, 2009

puck you

How asians say Fuck you

George Bush: Asians are stupid

Asian: Puck You!

by ghks1117 October 14, 2009

puck slut

a slutty, usually ugly, female who watches all hockey team functions, even practices, in hopes of getting a go with one (or all) of the players

Amelia and Kaitlyn are the known puck sluts of the team.

by Chris Elliott November 16, 2007

Peak pucking

Sucking of balls and popping sound of nipples

I will peak pucking ur dad tonight

by J2121 January 12, 2022

coffee puck

1. The round pound of coffee grounds residue that you remove from your espresso maker.
2. A very dumb or dense person who is attempting to sound philosophical.

"He seems like a Plato wannabe. What a coffee puck."

by roadkill July 30, 2005

What The Puck!

Brilliant hockey YouTube Channel.
Look up "What The Puck!" on youtube. Has the best creator with the best videos.

Damn What The Puck! 's videos are simply awesome.

by wtp22 February 24, 2021

Hockey puck

A term for a vulcanized rubber disk that is used to insult them, as seen from the movie "Toy story."

"And what're YOU looking at, ya hockey puck?!" - Mr. Potato Head

by MarsroverII April 06, 2017