A fork of Rural Dictionary
Verb. Opposite of whiskey dick. To sexually obliterate someone while listening to Country & sipping on Whiskey.
After Stage Coach, I am not going to lie, that guy Kentucky Sandusky’d me a new one. But, Willie Nelson & Jack Daniels would approve.
To be fucked over or taken advantage of without consent.
Someone stole my wallet. I’ve been sanduskied.
when a guy embellishes or brags about the size of his dick only for you to find out you've been duped and he's hung like a peanut.
After going home with the gentleman she met at the bar, she later realized she'd been sanduskied.
A furocious women that will bite your head off but fix you cookies at the same time. She likes to read men's health and rarely shaves her legs
I got a Madeline Sandusky last night and I don't know how I feel about it.
verb: butt fucking a younger boy in the shower
I got his clothes off and gave him a muddy sandusky.
The act of shoving a pool noodle up your anus and having sand be dispensed into your colon until it pops like a balloon.
The Clown I hired for my child's party decided to perform a Sandusky Squirmer.
To molest young boys by fire light. The first verified case of this was around Cheyenne Wyoming. Others think it arrived to Cheyenne via Phoenix, no one really knows. What is known is it as spread quickly and is a favorite past time in Brazil. This is not to be confused with the Surprise Flaming Sandusky. That is where the young boy thinks he is having a birthday party, only to be molested by the light of his birthday cake candles.
The scout master told the boys to gather wood. Little did they know they would soon be the recipient of the Flaming Sandusky.