A fork of Rural Dictionary
The sport of getting to your destination quicker than suggested by your Sat Nav
Me and me mate Dave drove up the coast for the weekend and did a bit of Sat Nav Racing. Dave beat his personal record by 2 minutes. He was well chuffed.
A person that eats the toilet water & pisses in the sink. Rarely showers, but when they do, they curb stomp their shit into the drain and spit into the soap bottles.
Wow, Sat On Sunscreen smells like inbetween my grandmothers teeth
When you get fucking humbled by one of your friends and it was just to good for you to say anything back.
(Getting humbled is like someone tell you to sit down.)
"You fall so much you might as well always be on the floor"
Me:"You know that guy I was telling you about?"
M8 : "which one you talk about that many I lost track"
Me:I'm sat ✋😅🤚