A fork of Rural Dictionary
Used for somebody that has done something stupid, or as a general mocking insult. From the word shlong
"you shlong for brains!!"
or
"Yo shlong for brains, how art thee?"
When a female is sucking your dick with warm or ice cold water in her mouth. She inhales bouncing her tongue between your D and the water making a bong inhale noise and a jacuzzi massage function on your Dick
Popps wife gave a lot of shlong-bongs....allegedly
Gotta get my cock up to industry standards. Time to use the old shlong bong and pump up.
A woman who moves from one man to another, having sex with each of them.
Bro, that girl is a real Shlong hopper.
Bro, I know, she can really take a lot of cock up the ass.
It is an over weight dick that is wide and weighs the person down
man i have an obese shlong
Usally a douche, who is extremely good looking and uses it to be a fuckboi as much as possible.gets drunk and high all the time with his fellow shlong bros and gets girls when ever he wants because he is sexy as fuck and has giant muscles and a big cock. Uses protein to get fucking huge and eats pussy like a G. Most likely to join a frat in college and already dressed like one.
Every girl ever: Damn the Shlong bros are so sexy and have giants Cocos.
Shlong bros: Shlong bros for life dudddde!
A Man or a girl with an big dick
Woah man you have suck an Long shlong