A fork of Rural Dictionary
The phrase refers to the process of letting a massive amount of fart gas out in a carefully metered way- usually by farting silently while walking. In this manner, a disasterously huge amount of fart may be discretely dispensed over a larger geographical area. When faced with the prospect of needing to fart in a socially awkward situation, a person often resorts to initially letting a test fart. If the test fart indicates a vile, deadly amount of gas, the person may opt to walk (for example) from the punch bowl across the dance floor, and over to the bar- all the while silently farting the whole way. People at the punch bowl will begin vomiting, the dance floor will clear and the bar area patrons may begin to pass out. Meanwhile, the farter may actually be dozens of feet away, thus escaping blame. In such a way, the farter is said to be "spreading joy."
Damn, Frank is such an idiot. He farted over by the band and kept walking. He's spreading joy all over the wedding reception. How disgusting!
A delicious alternative to the bush taco, wherein a solid and juicy shit is spread on bread, toast or eaten with carrots and celery. Intense vommiting may follow.
I have a piece of bread but I have no peanut butter. I do however have anal spread, well I will in about 5 minutes.
The art of passing around gossip, usually unfounded and aimed at defaming somebody.
"she said I had an ugly cock bro!" "don't listen to it bro, that bitch is just spreading shit because you haven't called after you nailed her last week.
A sex position where the woman is up on her hands and legs with back facing the floor (similar to "crab walk")with spread legs while a man thrusts on his knees.
Hey baby, you wanna try some spread lobster tonight?
juicy celebrity gossip thats spreading like wildfire
have you heard the latest street spread about that Kardashian slut?
When you spread your legs apart and then you quickly slam them back together to create a leg sandwich hence spread of bread
“She did the spread of bread last night”