A fork of Rural Dictionary
A desert ferret is a term used to describe a very boring person
That Danny is a proper desert ferret isn’t he
Ferret Noodles, along with Fox Beans, are some of the cutest things ever to walk the earth. The name "Ferret Noodle" is given to these cute creatures because of their long noodle bodies that completely go limp when they wake up from a lil' nap. They have tiny little faces a overly fluffy ears. Remember to give them head and face scrubs. There are many colors of Ferret Noodle, but only one type, called the Domesticated Ferret Noodle. Remember not to mix them up with their wild cousin, The Black Footed Ferret Noodle. If you have Ferret Noodle(s), remember to take care of them properly!!
I have a pet Ferret Noodle and it is so cute!
The kind of person that goes nuts being left at home for more then a few hours. Like a ferret, she gets angry, and starts destroying everything around her. The kind of person you never leave alone at work for more then a few minutes, and you keep the booze away from.
Don't leave Lisa alone in the office today while she'd doing paperwork. If you do, she'll turn into a feral ferret.
Did you see how disgustingly messy his place is? What a feral ferret!
A person that's too good at their job, like fixin wires and stuff, that it's almost ferret-like.
Wow, Kavish is a hard worker! No wonder he's the office ferret.
The act of scratching one's invisible beard, when deep in thought.
Omg, Emilie is totally Ferret Facing! I bet she's thinking about Tom!
Magical pets that wiggle and jump, and do tricks over your hands and in and out of cups
The Finger Ferret was my date to the prom - I'm such a loser.
The pedophile lured in little children with his Finger Ferret.
An African child with large pubey haircut and tries to be road:( he enjoys the odd fag and is generally considered a legend by him mum, and her friends. He originated from the land of Granada and has only ever eaten tobacco and then learnt to smoke it. He is now knows as ground weasel by colleagues. Good old ferret dunn.
Opponent: u're a dick
Me: your a stupid ferret dunn