A fork of Rural Dictionary
fig is a word invented by amir z. neil a. and emil s. it means plainly "fag" its our fucking word and it is played out.
"I was talking to shepler, and hes suchg a fig now"
"John Urban is the biggest fig i know"
WARNING: This feat is for experienced sex-ers only, do not attempt without medical assistance nearby!
When a couple reaches a point in their relationahip in which they have tried every possible sex feat and position, they should attempt a Fig Bewton. To incite pleasure in the female, the male stands in a ready position directly behind the female. The male then (wearing a large boot) kicks the female in the Vascular Chasm Cavity (anus) or in the pussy. The male's foot must become lodged inside the female, he may have to attempt repeatedly. Once lodged, the male wriggles his foot out of the boot in a pleasurable way for the female. Once out he may proceed to "fuck" the boot, and yank it out. Now proceed to the nearest medical facility immediately!
Clark (Superman) has never been able to perform the Fig Bewton because he always ends up kicking right through (literally through) Jane.
A nickname for the new Camel Infused cigarettes. These cigarettes taste quite similar to thee Fig Newton.
we be smokin' dem fig newtons.
will someone bum me a fig newton.
A homosexual male that has a small dick/ small balls, hence the term Fig Nut, which is a small nut
Person #1: Dude I'm fuckin scared
Person #2: Grow some balls fig nuts