A fork of Rural Dictionary
this is when you lick someone face with all of your tongue hanging out of your mouth.
the act of licking ones face.
"hey tom what you do last night?"
"nothing much just giraffe licked me girlfriend."
mirror selfie done by stretching your arm until you feel like it’ll fall off
"man, that giraffe pose really hurt my arm”
Someone who is shit at Ultimate Chicken Horse
Smashing you're like a baby Giraffe Dude
1. A girl with tits that are either spotted like a giraffe or have long necks
2. a pair of tits that are extremely long and saggy
3. the best kind of tits there is
Person 1: Nug want some icecream.
2: HELL NAW BITCH that lil' trick ass looking head man got some Giraffe tits.
1: Dem da best kind niggy
The new kid who walks in class late, gives the girls large sums of money, claims to live in the largest house on Mersea and then shop for Gucci while being asked what the Latin imperfect tense endings are by the teacher.
You french giraffe
A hand motion that is used in a situation when someone has made a comment inappropriate to the setting or conversation. Its usage is similar to awkward turtle, and it is comprised of a hand raised so that the elbow, shoulder and wrist form 90 degree angles and the palm faces downward.
In a classroom:
Person 1: There are a lot of homosexuals there.
Person 2: Um...
Person 3 raises hand to make the inappropriate giraffe.
In a conversation:
Person 1 makes a lewd comment or gesture.
Person 2 makes inappropriate giraffe.
being so drunk that while walking you resemble a newly born giraffe
scott you were smashed on the weekend , you were walking around like a baby giraffe