Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Hobo Magician

Be weary of these creatures as they posses mind blowing half ass skills. Often referred to as Sam, Samuel or even Sam-Wells, these disgusting shoeless vagrants can cast spells of wonder and fuckery.

Found in the heart of hoboville, PA they squat in abandoned structures like churches or similar structures. These nasty piece of shit wizards never wear shoes and can be spotted by the sight of feet that could gag a maggot.

Stay far away from these diseased shitbags as they will accompanied by filthy cats and possums. The cats are whores who will fuck fo sho.

“Did you see that hobo magician driving that gross Expedition?”

“Yeah, that’s Sam-Wells his cat is a whore!!”

by Sam’s Shit Wagon June 13, 2023

Dick Magician

alex

“i love when i feel that insane 😍dick magician, alex, inside of me”

“alex is a real dick magician, put my pussy in a coma😍” “mr. dickmagician fucked melody til her legs were shaking and just kept going”

by $exyMagician$assistant October 22, 2022

Crack Magician

A Magician who is under the influence of crack cocaine and believes he can do many different things.
OR
A really lame magician at a children's party.

OR

A common insult.

*In a crack den in south london*
Uhhhh that crack was good! Now watch me disperse into the mist!

Man that guy is a crack magician!

OR

*At a Childrens party*
Tah daaaa! The ring is now GONE! :D

*Parents after*
That was rubbish! I could see the ring on the floor behind him!

Yeah he was a crack magician.

OR

*in the playground*

IM soo cool :D !!!
No you aint you crack magician!

by Garlickson October 25, 2009

Bone magician

He who controls the bones is considered a bone magician.

I wanted to be a spectacular necromancer but everyone calls me a lousy bone magician.

by YeastyBoy October 19, 2020

carpet magician

A person who eats the lady cat without caring if it has hair on it or not

Bro she just called you mr.carpet magician

by Anomie’s November 22, 2022

meth magician

A person who always has a sack for sale, & seems to keep a good amount of personal, it just seems as though they are a magician..... POOF.... A sack!!! They can make or obtain a sack out of no where!!!!

Hey brah, he's gotta be a meth magician!?!?!? Did you see him pull that fat sack out of nowhere??? The way that person produces meth out of thin air is just like that of a magician

by Northside CWB October 01, 2022