A fork of Rural Dictionary
Be weary of these creatures as they posses mind blowing half ass skills. Often referred to as Sam, Samuel or even Sam-Wells, these disgusting shoeless vagrants can cast spells of wonder and fuckery.
Found in the heart of hoboville, PA they squat in abandoned structures like churches or similar structures. These nasty piece of shit wizards never wear shoes and can be spotted by the sight of feet that could gag a maggot.
Stay far away from these diseased shitbags as they will accompanied by filthy cats and possums. The cats are whores who will fuck fo sho.
“Did you see that hobo magician driving that gross Expedition?”
“Yeah, that’s Sam-Wells his cat is a whore!!”
“i love when i feel that insane 😍dick magician, alex, inside of me”
“alex is a real dick magician, put my pussy in a coma😍” “mr. dickmagician fucked melody til her legs were shaking and just kept going”
A Magician who is under the influence of crack cocaine and believes he can do many different things.
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A really lame magician at a children's party.
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A common insult.
*In a crack den in south london*
Uhhhh that crack was good! Now watch me disperse into the mist!
Man that guy is a crack magician!
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*At a Childrens party*
Tah daaaa! The ring is now GONE! :D
*Parents after*
That was rubbish! I could see the ring on the floor behind him!
Yeah he was a crack magician.
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*in the playground*
IM soo cool :D !!!
No you aint you crack magician!
He who controls the bones is considered a bone magician.
I wanted to be a spectacular necromancer but everyone calls me a lousy bone magician.
A person who eats the lady cat without caring if it has hair on it or not
Bro she just called you mr.carpet magician
A person who always has a sack for sale, & seems to keep a good amount of personal, it just seems as though they are a magician..... POOF.... A sack!!! They can make or obtain a sack out of no where!!!!
Hey brah, he's gotta be a meth magician!?!?!? Did you see him pull that fat sack out of nowhere??? The way that person produces meth out of thin air is just like that of a magician