A fork of Rural Dictionary
A colloquial term used in corporate settings to describe an individual who takes excessive pleasure in establishing and enforcing overly strict rules for the office. For instance, requiring prior approval to participate in company-sanctioned recreation (e.g., ping pong). Related to: corporate cunt.
Corporate Kermit, during a conference call: Excuse me, Salt Lake office? Please put yourself on mute, I can't hear myself talk over your collective breathing. Thanks.
if this definition is named after you, shut the fuck up you tomato potato rumble bumble bitch. jkjk.... i think. don’t kys... today :) you know you love me. xoxo- jojo
THE OWA OWA OF KERMITS IS COMING!! THE HOUSE IS SHAKING
A wack UK fuck who has a plethora of fetishes, some legal, some not.
Kermit piss molested me yesterday
Woah!! What tf was that 😂 ELMO!!! IS THAT YOU?????
Typical tiktok again!
Elmo: KERMIT'S A BITCH!!!
Few seconds later... (hits his head)
Me: Get Karma!
A surprisingly satisfying term used to describe a reaction to both moments of pure joy/awesomeness or utter chaos. Can be used in present, past or future tense. Best used as a verb but flexible and adaptable to all kinds of usage.
Jo: Phil! Your car is on fire!
Phil: Stop kermitting Jo, it'll be fine.
George: Ahhh this is the best gyro I've ever had; reminds me of back home!
Phil to Jo: Look at George kermitting about that gyro.
It's just kermit as a stripper. *Conerning why you would look this up*
"I SIMP FOR STRIPPER KERMIT"
"why-"
(Internet slang, humorous) To commit seppuku or hara-kiri. (by extension) To commit suicide by any means.
What is Kermit Sudoku? Kermit sudoku is a joke about committing suicide.
My game froze again, dude.. I'm about to just kermit sudoku.
If I hear one more K-Pop song.... I will kermit sudoku.