A fork of Rural Dictionary
Its when you have a shitty internet connection. Derived from parking outside of mcdonalds to use their wifi to game Dates back to a term people in PSU demo xbox 360
Oh, Ethan keeps lagging out of our server He must have a caveman connection
Cavemen from 62000 BCE. Some still roam the planet to this day.
The Ethnohistorical Museum exhibits exiguous bits and pieces of Caveman Caveman remains and acts as the cynosure to many visitors.
Slamming your partner doggystyle and when you are about to blow, grab his/her hair so he/she can’t get away and blow all over your partner whilst screaming like a chimpanzee, optional actions are donkey punching or grabbing a stick and knocking your partner out
My partner was misbehaving today so I issued a caveman shower to assert my dominance
Jesus Christ AKA the guy that my dad likes to use against me when I misspeak/exaggerate so he can say that I lie and Jesus won’t approve.
Me:Dad I saw my dog Rosie eating her gingerbread toy. Dad: really son dog’s don’t eat gingerbread or toys quit lying Jesus (the desert caveman) won’t like that. Me again: no dad I was talking about her toy that looks like a gingerbread man.
A Discord user who thinks they are the funniest user in the server Even though all they do is send the same 5 tenor gifs. They purely Talk with Gifs and have devolved into a caveman who has internet access
This Fucking Discord caveman keeps sending me these unfunny ass tenor gifs. Go type for once in you're life for christs sake
Sexual intercourse on the ground of any outdoor environment. (Executed best on all fours, stomach or back to cover more dirt on the body).
My girlfriend and I went cavemanning this weekend!
to caveman is to do something in the quickest manner possible no matter the consequences. it's often used within the realm of alternative space race history. for example, taping a guy on a rocket and using his suit as a nosecone without bothering to add a parachute because you're just doing it to get records is cavemanning.
"with our current knowledge, we now know we could've cavemanned our way onto mars' surface before the invention of the internet." "what's 'cavemanning'?" "to caveman is simply to do it the best way possible"