A fork of Rural Dictionary
The lag that is experienced when typing on chat lines. Rapid-fire typing (on chat lines) creates a response-gap that interrupts the normal flow of a chat conversation, usually ending with you typing something that seems completely off topic or completely opinionated and makes you look like a N00b.
PersonChatting> Hey, did you hear about Michael dying? YouChatting> Yeah, I heard it on the news. YouChatting> Good thing he's dead that piece of @#it, I hated his music anyway. Chatter1> I think his body of work will live on throughout history rather like Freddies did. YouChatting> Oops! Type-warp!
When you have sex, and do not realize how much time has passed by...
We were having sex, and the next thing I looked at the clock, and 3 hours had passed. We were in a fuck warp...
Pianos powered by the Merge Cube, used to teleport anywhere with a given tune.
Ingesting Lysergic acid diethylamide (LSD), waiting for the peak, then smoking .3 g of N,N-Dimethyltryptamine (DMT).
"We spent all night tripping then hit some deems, Time warping is crazy."
To warp a male or female's genitals to an irreversible state, either by physical force, or pure speed.
Daniel's dick curves to the right, due to a genital warping.
An excuse for Geordi La Forge to do a cool barrel roll under an engineering door. Also when a Star Trek starship's engine is about to explode.
"COOLANT LEAK! We have a coolant leak in the engine core, I estimate two minutes to a warp core breach!"
Eating on the run while under a very tight deadline.
I was starving but only had a few minutes between meetings, so I had to eat at warp feed.