Country Dictionary

The act of consensually or non consensually inserting a carrot into the rectum of a friend or enemy

“Hey pip squeak get me an rc cola or I’ll give you a Veggie Steven”
“Damn that poor boy just got Veggie Stevened

When a John is expected to pay Vegas "High End" Escort Pricing for a meth head hooker who lives in the middle of nowhere and just lays in bed like a vegetable and does nothing.

Brah, that chick Carly from country town OH totally pulled a J Veggie on me last night!

When you and a homie make a promise to each other that if one of you ends up in a vegetative state, then the other homie has to pull the plug

“Yo lets make a veggie pact. I don’t wanna end up pissing with a tube up my dick for the rest of my life.”

The hardest puzzle game in fucking existence.

Person: MY BRAIN IS LITERALLY ABOUT TO EXPLODE
Human: hueh
Person: I PLAYED VEGGIE QUEST AND I AM NOW HERE
Individual: WHY DID YOU PLAY THAT GAME

Punching a girl’s butthole while she’s pooping.

Wow, that girls a bitch and I’m gonna veggie punch her!!

Aye, you gonna veggie punch that, or can I?

vile yoof slang for heating one's greens in a microwave

Mam, bing a veggie for us tea

Get ready my niggas for the freshest cleanest most nigga free food you have ever seen. You want a counterfeit cabbage we got it. You want a Pot hole potato we got it. The owner steven molyneux who runs model house farm is current violently gooning over his image of his father aggressively fingering his rectum.

You Hungry? Let’s go to stevens Healthy Veggies