A fork of Rural Dictionary
11 fully erect NFL players running full speed at you.
I got the Iron Maiden, now I can’t walk...
A fake torture weapon supposedly used in the 1600s. It was a vertical coffin designed usually with a face, with spikes on the inside so that when you closed it, the victim would be impaled and bleed out slowly.
We shoved Ben into an Iron Maiden.
An exclamation, used to express outrage or disbelief about a particular situation.
Marcell: The goddamn cat is eating the lasagna again!
Edward Leo: Oh Merciful Maidens!
While known as the boat owners first quest at sea- the true meaning is the complete removal of a ladies boating virginity as she gets plowed by the boat captain during her first day at sea.
Did Kim enjoy her maiden voyage?
the menstral juice from a vagina.
or, a band from woodstock ontario.
I had sex with my girlfreind while she was bleeding and now I have maidens water all over my cock and balls.
Andrew from the band Maidens water, also loves to drink the stuff.
A woman who has a man do her from behind, and then cum on her back
I made that Jenny girl my Silverback Maiden, I splooged all on her back