Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Invitation to Nato

Well, no, it was that.

Hym "It was the invitation to Nato that started the Ukraine war... Wonder who did that... Right? I'm pretty sure I'm remembering that right, like... There was a treaty that Ukraine couldn't join Nato because it would allow enemy nations to position bombs close to Russia... I'm pretty sure I'm getting this from a YouTube podcast guest who was like explaining the conflict... Yeah... I mean, if I'm wrong then YouTube is spreading dangerous misinformation and they need to be imprisoned for doing that. Probably in Guantanimo... IMPRISON THEM ALL! YOUTUBER GULAG NOW!"

by Hym Iam September 06, 2024

aaron invited you to join

The message you get when you click on the "discord" button on urban's home page
Why are you here tho, like when would you search for aaron and invited?

Me: clicks on discord button
Discord: aaron invited you to join
Me: :D

by who the hell stole the name November 30, 2023

House Inviter

Someone who gives the pretence of being sociable like "yeah I'm up for meeting up, come over to my place and I'll order some drinks/food in here, can chill" but in reality are too fucking lazy to go to the pub/bar/club/restaurant.

They put forward the pretence of hospitality and sociable behaviour but it's just because they are lazy as shit.

ME: "yo, we still down for meeting up? can head to the The Prince and watch the football?"

House Inviter: "could do, could do, or you could come over here to watch it? I've got some beers and we can order some food in. Way more chill."

by SP180 December 17, 2021

Invitation Party

A party hosted by HIV+ individuals with the intention of infecting other individuals with the virus. These parties are usually attended by individuals who feel as though contracting the virus is inevitable, so they might as well get it now.

"What are you doing Saturday night?"
"I'm going to an invitation party."
"What? Make sure to use a condom!"
"No man, I'm gonna get HIV anyways, might as well do it now."

by safesexinnola September 12, 2009

dry inviting

Inviting friends to hang out, but never letting them know your not joing to your own plans.

Davy is always "dry inviting" , he's not really trying to kick it.

by Buckmaster44 July 27, 2023

Trashcan Invite

Last minute invitation to a dinner, event or meeting. As in the same day, 30 minutes Or less prior to start time or as the person is walking into said event. As I was dropping my tickets into the trash can, I thought of you.

Hey, sorry for the trashcan invite, I have 2 seats to the Yankees/Red Sox game. It is today and starts in 30 minutes... Can you make it?

by guitartechnician June 11, 2020

invite for a night

to summon sb. for the nightfall in order to commit the act of coitus

I just got an invite for a night from...

by RickiSpanish June 11, 2018