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Steven Sebastian santos

Simply the best at everything he does. In the tree world he is regarded as a god. If ever you ever get the chance to meet him, you're truly best and gods favor is apon you.

Who's the best that ever did it? Steven Sebastian Santos

by Apple sauce to a boss May 26, 2022

Jose Santos

Jose Santos is him.

Jose Santos?
Flawless

by Mr.Faxonly February 09, 2023

Brian santos

The art of not shaving you’re stubble and claiming that you shave daily

Bro you’re literally Brian santosing right now

by Fartsmickle84 November 18, 2023

The Los Santos Conjectures

Two mathematical conjectures regarding the mission "The Los Santos Connection" of Grand Theft Auto Online.

The first states that if three or more players are present, at least one will be idle, and that if a full lobby of six are present, at least two will be idle. This can be expressed as follows:

Let x = number of players idle and y = number of players present.

x ≥ y/3, always rounding down for x.

The second states that no matter how many players are present, no more than one will ever survive to the point of arriving at the airport (typically they will die at the compound while they or their teammate are hacking the laptop).

Joe, Bob, and Bill thought that they had a good chance of finishing "The Los Santos Connection", but were foiled when Bob was idle and Bill died at the compound; they had failed to account for the Los Santos Conjectures.

by Raul Menendez October 16, 2014

edward santos

EDWARD SANTOS is a awesome boy he it cute, funny, and fun to hang out with if you know an Edward than your a very lucky person Edward will be an awesome boyfriend he will always be their for you no matter what he will make the relationship last

Edward Santos is a cute, funny, awesome boyfriend

by Sour patch 1234 November 11, 2017

Santos and Son's

a landscaping company that mows lawns. It's also good roast material to use against anyone named David Santos

Mr Gooddiss: fucking seana's buns, I'm done, Santos and Son's, shooting from a gun.

Mr Gooddiss: Santos and Son's landscaping, little girls you be raping, lice on head so you be scraping

by Inspector CG June 20, 2018