Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

shawna suitcases

Shawna suitcases are large black plastic trash bags. They are used in a rather quick manner most likely during an eviction or in some cases a PFA.

She grabbed those shawna suitcases real quick once the police were there to remove her.

by Baby’s daddy February 20, 2021

Muffin suitcase

When a man inserts his nuts into another man's ass. A gay sex position.

"Kevin likes it when Josh gives him the muffin suitcase."

by CerealRapist September 25, 2016

suitcase type beat

A funky, party-like beat, one that you can really bust it down to

"Were you at the party last night? "
"Yeah, the music they played was great, it was a suitcase type beat. "

by Aagustt September 26, 2022

suitcase titties

When a fat chick sucking your dick and she folds her titties on your legs so you can play with the nipples.

She was sucking my dick so good I forgot she was fat. So I told her to unfold her suitcase titties so I could play with them.

by J Crack corn August 27, 2018

chocolate suitcase

(chocolate suitcase) butthole

We got pulled over and I had to stash the coke in my chocolate suitcase.

by whiskeychaserwv July 19, 2019

Human Suitcase

According to 'SNL' a Human Suitcase is where you take a midget on roller skates and have him/her put on all your clothes then pull them thru an airport.

For Valentines day Sepfon recommends getting your sweetheart some human suitcases

by Strik9 February 13, 2011

human suitcase

when a midget on roller skates wheres all of your clothes, and then you pull them through an airport.

(taken from snl)

Would being a human suitcase be embarrassing or fun? or both?

by duchndlhjcnbcnbchubcejbchue February 20, 2011