A fork of Rural Dictionary
An allosexual person who is obsessed with asexual culture (garlic bread, cake, dragons, etc.)
Person 1: Garlic bread is better than sex
Peron 2: are you asexual?
Person 1: no i'm just a Garlic-Breadaboo
Having sex with garlic bread and/or having garlic bread present in the bedroom.
"Took my old lady home and had a garlic spread last night. It was both awesome and delicious."
Garlic Naan is an acronym for Gravy Amazing Ridiculously Luxuriously Inexplicably Charming Notoriously Alluring & Appealing Aon-stop
I can't wait to get home tonight and climb into a bath of Garlic Naan.
When you take your date out to Olive Garden more than 3 times in a week and then cum in their mouth.
Ben treated me to a Garlic Nut last week
A Polish slang for Jew or Jews.
Person 1: My boss wont let the company get warm water.
Person 2: Haha, typical Garlic.
Person 1: Yeah, The Garlic are too cheap to buy anything.
When you and your guy friends are cuddling and you all tie your dicks into a knot. Then you use garlic oil as lubricant to untie the knot.
Me and the boys were practicing making a Turkish garlic knot last night.
When you are cuddling with the boys and you all tie your dicks into a knot. You then use garlic oil as lubricant to undo the knot.
Me and the gang were practicing making a Turkish garlic knot last night.