A fork of Rural Dictionary
These people are not pussy magnets, and are also extreme haters. Evil Vin Cecil's tend to be very submissive and they're likely to answer "fucking sure!" to most any question that comes their way. Lastly Evil Vin Cecil's have a very strong love of bacon, and are typically found driving prius's.
When did you become an Evil Vin Cecil?
a dictation of time-can last anywhere between 60 seconds and 7 to 12 business days
"yeah I'll join you in a Vin-minute" {next day}-"where'd you guys go"
A guy who says family two much
I'm vin Diesel and it's all about family
A man with inherent family values
Normal person: No Vin Diesel, you won’t survive that, that breaks the laws of physics!!!
Vin Diesel: Because Family
Some guy that would choose family over anything
Vin diesel: God might be strong but not as strong as family
The infamous leftist television-producer who only hires people whose appearance gives him a reaction "down there".
Showing up in a skimpy outfit for a job-interview might indeed give you a somewhat better chance of being hired by Vin Da Boner, but race tends to be more of a deciding factor for him than just attractive physical appearance.
Arguably one of the best player in the NBA along with Kobe Bryant, Tim Duncan and Michael Jordan. Has an uncanny talent for taking control of a game with one of his jaw dropping dunks, drives through the lane, or turn-around jumpshots. He also has a knack for making his teammates better, something Kobe doesn't do. By acclamation, Vin Reyes is the greatest basketball player of all time.
After retiring from basketball, he turned his attention to golf and immediately fell inlove with the sport. It didn't take long before Vin Reyes became an elite golfer and now experts are saying that he is on his way to becoming the greatest golfer of all time.
He is like the Vin Reyes of golf.
He is like the Vin Reyes of basketball.