A fork of Rural Dictionary
A penis that is very large to the point it hurts. It is a penis that you wouldn't want to take on a daily basis.
Damn girl i took a vacation dick and my pussy still swollen
A dick that is too small or too large to recieve on a daily basis as opposed to the desired size of a boyfriend dick.
boyfriend dick
I hooked up with a guy last night who had a vacation dick, not sure I would want to sleep with him again but it was a fun and new experience.
Once in a life time dick. Either too small or too big it's a trip.
She had vacation dick and was surprised how short the weekend was.
A penis that is great to recieve occasionally but not worthy of regularly. Normally larger than your average sized penis. This penis is usually AMAZING, too amazing that if revieved daily it would lose its touch.
James has a "vacation dick" but it's too amazing to make it a boyfriend dick.
A dick that sends you to a nice vacation in the Bahamas. You ride it so hard, it sends you to the tropics.
This bum had a such a great vacation dick it sent me to the Amazons.
Vacation dick is either
1) Dick that you get on vacation. Having sex with someone while on vacation, or sometimes used to refer to dick you get when you're on vacation from your relationship.
2) The kind of dick you only want occasionally, or can only get occasionally. Often related to fuck buddies you don't see that often, or guys whose dick is particularly big/small/curved/whatever, and you wouldn't want to fuck them every day.
1) I got so much vacation dick during my study abroad!
2) Yeah, I got my fill of vacation dick while we were fighting. Now we're back together.
3) He's totally vacation dick. He calls once every two months, we fuck, and then we say "See ya in September!"
4) He had a total vacation dick. It was so curved, he was like a banana! We could only do, like, three positions without it snapping in half. You don't want that shit all the time.
Dick you get on weekends and vacations
Man I got so much vacation dick over the weekend