A fork of Rural Dictionary
The position In which your boner is in between erect and flacid
Dude I was about to fuck Stacy but I could only get a radical viper
u follow reyna around and be there bitch <3
get over here pocket duelist viper you fucking whore
A program for little smart overachievers that kids join in 7th grade not knowing what they’re walking into. All it does is gives You more homework and stress and sometimes parties but that’s it. The VAP kids definitely need to be humbled.
Oh! You’re a VAP kid?? Imagine being smart enough for Space Coast VAP (Viper accelerated program)
The status of the penile member of a man after engaging in raunchy, filthy, nasty sex. Sleeping in the marinade, and not washing the next day.
Man: "Ah man I've got such a swamp viper right now. I haven't showered in a day and banged a lot lizard for six hours." Priest: "same"
The act of letting a person bite the tip of your penis until blood is drawn and allowing said person to urinate on the open wound.
Example 1: Dude, that chick gave me the sickest Wet Viper the other day. It felt amazing but I have this weird rash now. Example 2: Dude, that bro was all about that Wet Viper life and so was I. I can't wait until I get out of the hospital and have the chance to do it again.