A fork of Rural Dictionary
A Fruit Whistle is someone who is a little bit fruity, but in denial or unaware of it.
That guy is SUCH a Fruit Whistle.
Something that was once beautiful and sweet that is now rotten and foul. Usually referring to feelings for someone.
Friend: Hey bro, why don't you talk to Shy anymore Me: Thing took a turn for the worse with us. Friend: Rotten Fruit Me: Yeah...
An ugly girl that you can't quite explain. In context think of women as fruits, and the fucked up fruits are the ones that don't get bought at the supermarket and get thrown out and eaten by bums.
Friend: "Bro check out that ugly chick" Me: "Eww dude thats one fucked up fruit"
Bob: I like your shirt, what color is that? Jim: leaf fruit! stem hair
The state of being tipsy or drunk, specifically off of a tropical or beach drink.
I got fruit looped on Mojitos and Pina Coladas last weekend.
When one mixes various fruit flavoured lubes and begins fisting their partner.
I gave my girlfriend a fruit punch in the ass as she sat on my face.
Fruit Punch is a delicious drink. It’s a very nice drink to have in the summer, at parties, really at any time. That’s whats special about it! If its in a carton, you can throw it down the sewer so the rats will drink it. They sure will enjoy it! Fruit Punch is refreshing. It can help you relax for once in the world. In conclusion, you should appreciate the existence of fruit punch.
‘What drink are we gonna bring to the party?” “Fruit punch.”