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Kaing Family Business

The "Kaing Family Business" formerly known as the "KFB" is a parliamentary private military government organization that monitors ways of life all around the world and is probably seeing your jerk-off to gay men as you read this. Members of the KFB are unknown but there are expected to be more than 1,250,000+ militants. Their main headquarters is rumored to be around the east coast of the USA, but is still unknown. Twenty time more powerful than the Illuminati, the KFB performs daily public executions simply for entertainment and is believed to be the ones behind multiple major terrorist attack including 9/11 and the Boston bombing. A hit video game called "VALORANT" is expected to be their favorite past-times. Along with the information I am giving you, your location and IP has been logged and there will be multiple KFB members going to kidnap you within the next 85 hours. You will be thrown into our concentration camps and will be forced to play "League Of Legends" which is a famous torture method used against our adversaries. Goodbye. 194.664.79.20

Holy shit! Enrique just got captured by the opps! No Deanthony, thats not the opps, that is the Kaing Family Business. Run for your life!

by Troy Maggins February 16, 2022

Kaing Family Business

The "Kaing Family Business" formerly known as the "KFB" is a parliamentary private military government organization that monitors ways of life all around the world and is probably seeing your jerk-off to gay men as you read this. Members of the KFB are unknown but there are expected to be more than 1,250,000+ militants. Their main headquarters is rumored to be around the east coast of the USA, but is still unknown. Twenty time more powerful than the Illuminati, the KFB performs daily public executions simply for entertainment and is believed to be the ones behind multiple major terrorist attack including 9/11 and the Boston bombing. A hit video game called "VALORANT" is expected to be their favorite past-times. Along with the information I am giving you, your location and IP has been logged and there will be multiple KFB members going to kidnap you within the next 85 hours. You will be thrown into our concentration camps and will be forced to play "League Of Legends" which is a famous torture method used against our adversaries. Goodbye. 194.664.79.20

Holy shit! Enrique just got captured by the opps! No Deanthony, thats not the opps, that is the "Kaing Family Business". Run for your life!

by Troy Maggins February 16, 2022

Inner Family Fucking

What you call it when a family member who once or still is married or dating into a family and then has sexual relations with someone else in that family.

“I just found out my grandfather fucked my uncles wife that’s some serious inner family fucking

by keepwondering December 18, 2024

N/S 88 BaccStreet Families

The gang is well-known for asserting control over territory and safeguarding its interests through the use of violence and intimidation. The 88 BaccStreet Families are involved in a wide range of criminal activities, including robbery, violence, drug trafficking, and weapons trafficking.

N/S 88 BaccStreet Families

by boayyy October 17, 2023

family talk

Talk or discussion that is kept entirely within a family for fear that outsiders will find out what is really going on within the family.

"Son, the fact that your mother and I drink heavily is family talk and should never be shared with your grandma and grandpa."

"Son, you should never tell anyone that your mother is addicted to diet pills and enjoys daily doses phenobarbital. You tell anyone about it and I'll beat the hell out of you."

by Orange County Jimmy May 27, 2012

Family Man

(Slang) A man belonging to a crime family, typically mafia, cartel, syndicate, or yakuza.

Man: You can't be doing business here.

Thug: What? You a family man?

Man: Yeah, and we don't take kindly to punks encroaching on our turf.

by Huubs January 18, 2021

A Four By Four Blended Family Bubblegum Smack: The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: A Four By Four Blended Family Bubblegum Smack: The First Juvenile Release

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 27, 2025