A fork of Rural Dictionary
an operating system that almost everybody uses.
I just downloaded windows on my brand new PC!
Something you'll have to email your university halls 'defects team' about because the latch has bent in the wind.
Also something you obscure with a blind when you want to start wanking.
Person 1: I've got a business proposition for you involving a definitely not pyramid scheme with windows.
Person 2: I see through your proposal.
The weakest thing in the entire fucking universe. Everyone in movies break it as if it was non-existent
John Wick: *jumps out of window
window: *gets fucking deleted
A word which is used often by a pair of best friends to signal that they are telling the truth. When the word “window” is said by once friend or person the other knows they must be telling the truth. No one can break the window by saying it and then lying for the friendship will be broken too.
Friend 1:“He really did kill the racoon with his bare toes”
Friend 2: “Somehow I do not believe that.”
Friend 1: “No, window I’m being serious”
Friend 2:OMG WTAF REALLY I CANNOT BELIEVE HE WOULD DO THAT WTFFFFFF”