A fork of Rural Dictionary
The ultimate eggs and porkchop wombo combo
Person 1: I'll have egg chops please. Person 2: What's egg chops? Person 3: WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT EGG CHOPS ARE???
A Delicious, Delectable, DELIGHTFUL piece of magical swine, transformed into “Man-Pig Love” strutting’ the fence “chain-link” style. Lovingly hand carved & sculpted by Magical, Melty Matthew. (...wipe your chin...), and to “one-up thine own self”, your CLC is accompanied by a Sunny Side Up Egg that’s “waffled” itself right on in. Oh Yeah, and obviously served with a side of Grits and a subtle, polite version of a Leatherneck! (Bacardi 151, Louisiana Hot Sauce & a flashy dash of Celery Salt!) The ability of the individual to “strut the yard with scratch” is based on their ability to hold down the leatherneck after heroically taking down the CHAIN LINK CHOP🥓🐷
Man, I’m Starving!! Gots to get us some Chain Link Chops! Those Chain Link Chops were off the damn ..chain!
To have a sex with a prostitute
I'm gunna chop a brass tonight
The patchy ass beards that young bulls in philly have. Generally paired with a wifebeater or white tee, nike gym shorts, Nike compression pants, and some air maxes or some sort.
Peep the philly chops on that boul
when you’re trying to type coochie in a group chat but if you don’t type quick enough they’ll move onto a different conversation so you accidentally type chop joe
"you need to shave your chop joe, it's like a forest down there"
The act of placing the video for "Lamb Chop's, the song that doesn't end" on an internet dispute as your final argument, thus stating that you they have no point and you could care less about their opinion.
"Some trick started talking shit about my blueberry muffins. After about an hour she was practically begging to be Lamb Chopped." "Ahh, nothing is as satisfying as Lamb Chopping a random Troll."
A popular dance move that involves one arm doing a tomahawk-like motion while the other hand acts as the wood block. Other forms include round-house wood chop, which involves doing the wood chop in a circle, and the free standing wood chop, where just one arm does the tomahawk motion, usually to the beat of the song.
"Did you see that guy on the dance floor doing the wood chop? So hot right now."