A fork of Rural Dictionary
The detestable father of William James Livings, he has a crippling gambling addiction which has drained his family of all money and has racked up thousands in credit card debt. He is short (4ft to be exact), bald and a 'Damned Juggernaut' likened to the appearance of Mr Hyde. He is associated with the Morman church and is the churches number 1 'Soaking' master. Husband to the domineering wife Katy Livings who strikes fear into the souls of many. He is currently unemployed and resides in the casino's female bathroom munching on the Morrisons savers crisps after his recent slot machine loss. If you see this man please hide your poker chips as to not fuel his gambling addiction.
Nathan Livings you are under arrest for indescent exposure.
man: "Breathing and living is bad"
man 2: "agreed"
To pee in your pants because you can no longer hold it in.
Dude, if you don't pull into a gas station in the next 3 minutes, I'm gonna live-stream.
The beef man lives in the beef
The beef man lives in the beef
Something that shouldn't happen but it does
An example of ip logging on live chat
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