A fork of Rural Dictionary
The realest neimon on the west side of Compton. Capped like 30 motherfuckers in one night and didn't even give a fuck. Probably fucked your bitch in the ass so hard that she went home and had to shit the nut out. Really does fuck the baddest west side hoes and smokes an ounce a week.
Wow Lord Pristic fucked my bitch. #ThankYouLordPristic
An important position in a business venture or other organization, which holds no actual authority, and is as a result, disrespected
Lana: bruce is going to be pissed that you left work at 20 to 5...
Kriss: tell lord cock less to eat my ass. I make my own hours up in here
A person who inspires the creepiness of one who is creepy themselves
Serj Tankian is my creep lord!
The Lord, Lord Bergström is the most awesome person ever.
He is known for just being the Lord of all Lords
Lord Bergström was born sometime in February 2015
Wow that guy is awesome, he must be a Lord Bergström
The ultimate Esports team. They are cool and they are good at Apex
Any closeted gay man that goes in the basement and jerks off to gay porn while his wife is in long Island with the kids.
Man, nate got caught with his pants down when angie came home early , he's a real lord of loads
A very depressed individual who spends their time listening to master edgelords like Nine Inch Nails, The Cure, Morissey, and Danzig. Favorite movie is the Crow.
Usually wears black, wears the Crow like makeup, sighs constantly, loves the feeling of sharp objects caressing their skin
Some depressed guy: I am a Gothic Dark Lord! Bow down to me and command unto my will! Robert Smith is daddy for dayz!
Some kid: Mommy what's wrong with that man?
Mother: Just some depressed emo kid, son. Don't make eye contact.