A fork of Rural Dictionary
When it looks like your woman was eaten out by a shark for a week straight.
Symptoms of shark week
-anger and sadness for no good reason
-excessive hunger
-sometimes being extremely horny
-pain in the abdomen (and no don’t compare pain you never experienced to being kicked in the balls or you will be kicked in the balls)
The only way to neutralize the problem:
a: by giving food
b: doing everything she says
c.try not to show your disgust because you have no idea what we are going through
c: make her feel better (seriously guys if you want to be the best boyfriend be kind and understanding)
(Btw this was written by a girl)
Girl: fuck! My side is in so much pain!
Guy: is it your appendix?
Girl: no it’s shark week fucking dumbass!
Guy: no that’s in the sum- ohhhh
When something is really fun/ really cool/ really good
That tailgate yesterday was soo shark week
The high-pitched, yet, raspy voice of a trans female.
That girl Jules in our class has a hot Shark Voice.
A teenage boy who commonly tell other children to kill themselves over a joke, then blames it on his anger issues.
You: Hey, rida when did you get 2k22, oh wait you don’t have it shitter ahahaha
Rida shark: kill yourself you little cunt I’ll kill you faggot.
This is a sub-type of male homosexual who is large, very pale, shaved, loves to bite, and enjoys sexual water sports.
Wyatt: "Hey, I heard that you've landed yourself the big one Stuart! You lucky bitch!"
Stuart: "Why yes I did! We are incredible together! You've got to get yourself out there in the seas of sleaze so that you can get away from the bears and twinks and onto your own Gay White Shark."
Wyatt: "One day I will, Stuart. I'm not a vanishing horizon you know."