Country Dictionary

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William James Livings

William James livings is a disturbed type of beast, he likes sticking his hands in his mouth after peeling off parts of his fungal disease from his foot. Not only that, it makes a habit of snotting on people’s shoulders, while pleasing themselves. Stay away

I’m distgusted it’s a “William James Livings”

by Angus Hands February 19, 2024

Live Art

Orignates from poncey pretentious ex-performance artists (drama teacher twats mainly at Queen Mary University of London) who utter total crap.

Having sex with a cat and taping it is NOT ART. But they seem to think it is.

by chenz April 14, 2005

Living the nightmare

Instead of saying living the dream, you can say/use the expression/phrase/saying, "living the nightmare" when your life is chaotic and hectic.

How are you?
Oh you know.. Just living the nightmare!

Living the nightmare is my new normal.

by LingDanc803 August 31, 2023

Live Lacking

An expression usable by Xbox Live users meaning a gamer who doesn't currently have Xbox Live; usually resulting in angry friends.

Derrick: Why has Rick not been playing Halo 3 for the past four days with us?
Gerald: He's renting a new apartment, so he found paying for Live pointless.
Derrick: Ha, he better not be Live Lacking for long. He's ou best sniper.

by Phospheric July 07, 2009

Stop Living

The thing people do every time they see a definition on Urban Dictionary

Jessica: I am going to ruin your day in one sentence.
Pokémon Fan: What is it then?
Jessica: Pokemon will end some day.
Pokémon fan: And that is the day I will stop living
Jessica: WHAT THE-

by Wolfs_Are_Cool November 07, 2021

raph the best human that lived on earth

mine forever bitches

raph the best human that lived on earth is emili's

by emilixoxx April 08, 2018

live xxx

Live XXX is porn in real-time via webcam, Skype or some sort of video chat for monetary exchange.

I love going on www.Chaturbate.com or JJ Custom Moments to watch webcam girls do live XXX stuff!

by Atlanta_Strippers_R_Us July 29, 2020