Country Dictionary

When you get another plate of food after you have initially eaten your first one.

"That food last night was so good, I just has to go back for seconds."

First looser

Looser! Second place again!

how long you can last in bed

i only lasted a second when fuckin your mom

Why?

Jimothy: Let me read this title: "Why does the (the second the was skipped when reading) brain not notice the second 'the-" wait a moment this is fake.
Jill: Why does the the brain not notice the the second 'the' in the title? is what it says
Sammy + Jimothy: Aeugh
Nick: i ship Jill + Jimo-
Jill: *pulls revolver*
Nick: Runs

Spouse's second-cousin-twice-removed's spouse.

My co-second-cousin-twice-removed-in-law is a good person.

the day the baddest bitches in all the land are born

man that bitch reagan was born today she’s so hot!
november second is the day the baddest bitches are born

national you got dumped multiple times day

you: hey boston! remember how lily dumped you

boston: oh it must be November second