A fork of Rural Dictionary
You know why I have so much contempt for Jordan and his ilk? They want you to live their little plinko lives.
Hym "Bounce around until you land in your slot. If you're luck you land in the special golden people slot. Worry about yourself. Worry about the Satan in your own heart. Keep your mouth shut unless you're going to be pleasant. Live your little solipsistic life and don't worry about what I'm doing. Even if it screws you over. Live your little plinko lives."
I dot "But no bro, you can aim for the special golden chosen one slot, bro. You just gotta go in this hole and throw the ball really hard. It works every time."
Hym "Yeah? Really? Let's see it!"
I dot "What? Nah bro I'm already in my slot."
Hym "No. Really. I want to see it. Give everything you have away and do it again. You can't associate with anyone you know OR anyone who knows you (because before you were the super duper special one no one knew you). Give it all to me. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO KNOWS HOW TO DO IT RIGHT? That's what you're trying to tell me, right? When you tell me what I should be doing? So, if you know how to do it. Then YOU go do it again. I'll take what you have. YOU can go do the thing YOU know how to do. Everything works out better for everyone. I mean... You like hard work right? No? That's fine. You think it's BETTER to work hard right? Ok. Go work hard. YOU go do it."
I dot "I... I already..."
Hym "Do it again. I don't believe you. Do it again. I want to watch you do it this time. I want to see it happen. Do it again. Go."
A depressed person (or someone who struggles with mental health issues) will never truly be at rest until they breathe their last breath. The moment they breathe their last breath they feel at peace and no longer have to deal with their ongoing mental struggles.
commonly know as ( . . . ) live die breathe
aka live. die. breathe.
To type up math notes during a lecture using the Tex or LaTeX markup languages. While it is difficult to do, and it requires learning the language well and being able to type it fast, it results in digital notes that look quite nice and are easier to edit or search through than handwritten notes.
My handwriting is bad, and I always lose physical notes, so I just live-tek these calculus lectures.
A dead - beat dad who decides to step in and fuck everything up so he can win a game.
Using pisses and moans about nothing, screams Parental Alienation, abuses the children (in some cases) but most of the time is just an arrogant little douchebag who's only goal is to make himself feel better by using children as his pawns.
I can't wait for my living dead dad to get shot by someone who is tired of his shit.
Something someone says when they are the #1 fan of someone and would do anything including go broke for someone because they love them sooooooooo much like so much they’re the biggest fans ever cyammon usually this persons name is J*d but I guess it could differ sometimes but not always
Mary: “how?”
Jada Pinkett Smith: “I can help you with that”
“I’m the one that donated 30 dollars to Yahya btw on the live.”
REFAN DUHH shorter people live longer.
“rip juri”
“You’ll never be forgotten juri”
Who lives longer juri or refan
An 8-16yo who are a pain in the ass all over the internet, especially Xbox live, where they continue to think they rule everything, everywhere. Also known as Trollers, these idiots continue on their tyrannous so called "Reign of the Internet" posting on such sites as Very Demotivational and Fail Blog. We should wipe these pathetic beings from our planet and make the world a better place.
Live Loser: "OMG the other day i was playing halo reach when all of a sudden my mum came in and told me to get a life"
Normal Person: Dude, you are such a Live Loser