A fork of Rural Dictionary
Professional fighters fighting, does not need to be in the hood. They get payed very well. Not to be confused with boxing, not martial arts
Guy 1 - “Hey want to go watch Hood Fight with me”
Guy 2 - “Isn’t Hood Fight just like the UFC?”
Guy 1 - “Yes, the UFC is hood fight”
Loud bass coming from cars in your neighborhood.
That's not a thunderstorm, it's hood thunder.
A well-known game only virgins play
person1: yo do you play hood customs?
person2: no nigga im not a virgin
Hood Thumpers are those curiously tame rabbits that come looking for a snack under the bird feeder in your urban back yard. It's not clear where they come from or where they live, but they have a greater cuteness factor than that of the urban squirrel.
Bob: "Hey Tom, your cats are freaking out on the back porch, what's up with that?"
Tom: "Oh, they're really into those Hood Thumpers that are grazing beneath the bird feeders. Be careful when you step out or you'll trip over one!"
A sub-iteration of ramen noddles the utilizes Oriental flavor Top-ramen along with mayonnaise, onions, Valentina sauce and is often paired with saltine crackers
Guy 1: you want some hood ramen
Guy 2: Nah Im straight, that shit good, but it'll leave ya breath stanky
What da famed Earl-of-Huntingdon-turned-outlaw character partially stopped da evil Prince John and Sheriff of Nottingham from doing
When King Richard returned from da Crusades, he told da Band Of Merry Men dat although he didn't entirely approve of their methods of counteracting government corruption, he knew dat his own stuffy "high-toned, high-society" colleagues had been "robbin' the 'hood" themselves --- and to a much greater degree than said rebels had done, and with merely self-serving intent --- and so he granted each and every one of said honorable bandits a free and complete pardon.
The act of pulling up the hood of someone wearing a hoodie, then yanking the drawstrings.
He tried to swipe my lunch, so my friends and I decided to use hooding as our method of revenge. It was funny as hell to see him flailing around!