A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you think you’re a star... but you’re just a star fish.
When she thinks her pussy is sold, but expects us to mine it like it’s gold. Lies there like I’m folding clothes, that’s just way too bold. Even though she beacons, we know she’s Slothy Seconds
reaching sexual climax but immediately afterwards going back in, for seconds, if you will.
"I don't care bitch! I'm Going Back For Seconds!"
The delay that comes from being way too high. The reason you laugh after everyone else has gotten a joke, fail to grab a railing in time, raise your hands after you've been punched and redirect your aim only after you've peed on the floor.
(end of joke)...to get to the other side! (crowd laughs) (you look blankly at the teller) wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait (you laugh, everyone else has stopped) "Noooooo waaaaaay....the OTHER SIDE....HAHAHAHAHAH!" Hence, The Marajuana Ten Second Brain Delay
A term used to describe a guy who doesn't last long in bed
Girl A: So I slept with Joe last night Girl B: OMG how was he? Girl A: He be a seven second warrior
uncle j's friend. He, like j, is very weird and drinks faygo. He pretends to not be a auntie masa simp...when he is.
Silver: yo your a masa simp!1!1!!1!1!2!2!1 Second Uncle Shaggy: *puts on auntie masa themed sweater* omg how did you know...
Spouse's step-second-cousin's spouse.
step-co-second-cousin-in-law.
